01What we collect
- Email signups. If you join the list on the homepage or the shop, we store your email so we can tell you about drops and releases. That's the whole list.
- Order details. When you buy something, checkout runs through Stripe. Stripe collects your name, email, and shipping address so your order can be printed and shipped. We receive those order details from Stripe for fulfillment — we never see, touch, or store your card number. Ever.
- Basic technical data. Our hosting provider processes the standard data needed to serve the site (like IP addresses in server logs). We don't add anything on top of that.
02What we don't collect
No cookies — we don't set any. No trackers, no analytics, no ad pixels. Nothing on this site watches you read it.
03How we use it
- To print, pack, and ship your order.
- To email you about drops and releases — only if you signed up for the list.
That is the entire list. We don't do anything clever with your data because we don't need to.
04Who else sees it
- Stripe — processes your payment.
- Printify — our print partner; receives your order details to print and ship your items.
Nobody else. We don't sell data, rent data, or trade data. Data was never the business model here — the jokes are.
05Your rights
Want to see what we have on you, or want it deleted? Email Factualoffenders@gmail.com and we'll handle it.
06Changes
If this policy changes, the new version goes on this page with a new date. Keep scrolling — the date's at the bottom.
Effective September 20, 2026.